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natebynight:

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

Posted 2 hours ago
kyubiisaan:lowwbloods:officialwillowpape:i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret itthese boots are made for walkinThe ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

Posted 2 hours ago

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Posted 2 hours ago

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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Posted 2 hours ago

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby

Eric forgot what puppies are...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

Posted 2 hours ago

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)

Posted 2 hours ago

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack)

Posted 2 hours ago

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

Posted 2 hours ago

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

Posted 2 hours ago

vikingofficial:

breakdalaw95:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

(Source: galehawthorne)

Posted 2 hours ago

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment)