Posted 2 hours ago

doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i would catch it."

Posted 3 hours ago

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted 10 hours ago
h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

Posted 10 hours ago

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

(Source: karinaisab)

Posted 10 hours ago

(Source: stijnen)

Posted 10 hours ago

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

Posted 10 hours ago
  1. police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  2. me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  3. police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
Posted 10 hours ago

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

(Source: magnacarterholygrail)

Posted 13 hours ago
  1. Joke teller: Knock
  2. Victim of joke: Who there?
  3. Joke teller: it me
Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt